ants are crawling in my mouth and i don't care

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I think i'm going crazy. today i was walking down the BART tracks with

that girl and this dude speeds by on his bike.. i didnt even look at him but that girl says... you know who that is don't you?

no

he used to live across the way from jmk with that girl laura

oh

he was in that band Fluke Starbucker

what the fuck?

Fluke Starbucker.... do you know where that name came from?

no

well george, our science teacher, has a brother that made a movie called hardware wars, a spoof of star wars and the luke character was called Fluke Starbucker. dude was totally into the movie and talked about it all the time....

anyways... this is me talking as me again.... isnt that fucking weird?

fluke starbucker is now called hevanly states. and they are on the same lable as birds of america... and i dont think dude is in it anymore but i swear to god... i need some ice cream..... its just getting really weird... i'm sick of all of these coincidences... i need to get out of berkeley or something. things are driving me crazy.

day 2 that i have not called that boy... i'm doing good.. i just dont really know what i would ever say to him.. now that i know... its been an interesting day. school tomarrow. there is this dude in my class that all ways has a starbucks drink...he is in my first class.... i just really want to ask him if he can pick me up a frappachinno before he comes to class. but i figure it might just be weird to ask him that.

did i tell everyone what i did in my last sociology class? we watched south park... the whole time.... we didnt even talk or anything. it was really fun.. but really weird.

ok i had to take an ice cream break.

but what an ice cream break it was....

i will speed through all of the small details and fast forward through the first jack in the crack and even the second. and then on to the way home... we went down telegraph and saw all of the stupid drunk new college students... stupid fucking newbi cal students... i really fucking hate them. i feel like it is my sworn duty to hate them. since i have grown up here. but any ways... this gruoup of stupid freshan bitches who ust have been drunk.. i ean really drunk because i dont know if anyone is this stupid. we have a green light right off of telegraph on bancroft and this one bitch coes out in the iddle of the road pulling a fucking truman show.. with her hand out and everything... her friends are yelling someting and then some of them actually start to follow her into the street... even though we have the green... even though they are even right at a cross walk... well the stupid bitch walks right into a fucking bike cop! hahahahahahahah a fucking bike cop..... it was so sweet... the bitch made my milkshake fall to the floor and spill. and by beautiful blue straw broke... hehehehehehahahahahahahaha sweet rewards. this gives me even more fodder for my theory about how anyone that does me wrong gets something wrong done to them... aaaahhhhhh karma is sweet.

goodnight..... by the way... my m key doesnt work right. aaarrrggg

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